he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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