question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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