He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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