handjob tips. give me some.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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