I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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