idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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