I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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