he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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