bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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