Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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