How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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