she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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