id be glad to
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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