all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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