She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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