you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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