can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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