Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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