I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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