After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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