is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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