I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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