we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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