You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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