I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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