So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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