Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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