Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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