HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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