There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
and you fell through a lawn chair
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
