tell your sister to shave her snatch
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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