I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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