i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
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