Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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