Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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