Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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