Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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