If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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