Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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