Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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