I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
this will be a night to untag.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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