I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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