So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
How naked do you want me to be?
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