Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
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