we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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