I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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