I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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