your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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