I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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