Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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