how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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