If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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