You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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