do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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