They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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