Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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