I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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