me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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